FUNNY T

🐍 VVOND "Don’t Make Me Unleash My Anaconda" Tee
“You sure you wanna see what’s coiled beneath?” 🍆🔥

Smooth on the surface. Danger underneath.
This tee brings venom with a wink — a playful threat wrapped in power. Whether you’re chillin’ or ready to strike, this is your warning shot. Some serpents slither... this one stuns. 🐍💜

👕 Why It Bites Back:
🧵 100% Cotton – soft, with a deadly touch 💜
📐 Side seams – structured like a snake ready to spring 🌀
🧷 Neck & shoulder tape – reinforced for every flex 🐍
🌀 Ribbed collar – holds its shape, just like you hold control 🔥
⚖️ Medium weight (5.3 oz/yd²) – light on the skin, heavy with threat 👊

🧼 Care Like a Legend:
🚫 Don’t iron – it’s already smooth enough 🍆
🚫 Don’t dry clean – let the wild stay wild
🧺 Cold wash (max 30°C / 90°F) ❄️
🚫 No bleach – keep it toxic-free but deadly 💧
🚫 No tumble dry – air it out like a warning hiss 🌬️

🐍 Stay coiled. Stay dangerous.
VVOND made for those who don’t bluff — they bite.
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