FUNNY T

"Draggin' These Balls Across The Kingdom" Tee 👕🍑💥

For those who don’t hold back, dragging their you know what across the kingdom like a beast 🦸‍♂️🔥
For the rebels who leave a trail of chaos and laughs, making sure everyone knows who’s boss 👑💥
A little too bold, a little too much — you're the ruler of your world, whether they like it or not 🌪️🔥

💎 Crafted for Comfort & Boldness
100% cotton for a soft, yet rebellious feel 🖤💥
Breathable like the hot air of the wildest adventure 🌬️🔥🍃
Made for those who aren't afraid to drag their name through it all 💥👑🍑

🔧 Built to Last
Side seams for a sleek, sharp fit 📏✨
Twill tape at shoulders for durability that keeps up with your bold moves 💪🛠️
Ribbed collar that stays fresh, just like your wild energy 🐉🔥

🧼 Care Instructions
🚫 No ironing — your vibe is already hotter than the sun ☀️🔥
✂️ No dry cleaning — you’re too busy leaving your mark to worry about that 🏅🔥
🌊 Wash cold — like the icy calm before the storm 🌬️❄️
🙅‍♂️ No bleach — your energy is already pure like fire 🔥⚡️
🌬️ Air dry only — keep it fresh and wild like your every move 💨💥